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The Couple claims to offer internal and external pleasure but doesn’t do either one well. The product isn’t reliable and retails for a much higher price because of its luxe look rather than what it can actually do. Do yourself a favor and buy a rabbit-style vibrator that offers both internal and external pleasure, or for the money you would’ve spent on Deia’s toy, get yourself a bullet and a G-spot massager and spend less. A few innovations—like a pretty color and a charging station—don’t make up for a vibe that just doesn’t offer reliable use.

The Lovehoney Wild Weekend Mega Couple’s Sex Toy Kit is a thoughtfully curated introduction to the world of shared pleasure. It’s not about luxury — it’s about discovery, experimentation, and connection. The kit successfully provides couples with a wide range of sensations and experiences at a highly accessible price point. If you’re new to toys or looking for a way to experiment together without committing to expensive, single-use purchases, this is an excellent choice. Each toy delivers a different kind of fun, and while none may be “best in class,” the collective experience is immensely satisfying. For experienced users who already know their preferences or demand premium materials and power, the kit will feel more like a sampler than a staple — enjoyable but not irreplaceable. In summary: Best for couples exploring or refreshing their collection. Avoid if you want luxury-grade materials, seamless rechargeable designs, or deep, rumbly vibration. Would I buy it again? Yes, especially on sale — it’s a fun, versatile, and rewarding introduction to shared intimacy.

The KYO Loop Set of 3 is one of those gear pieces that quietly transforms how your scenes go. It won’t dominate the show, but it supports every bit of nuance — anchoring toys, stabilizing gear, adding subtle constraint, enabling layered play. From our perspective as a couple exploring control, the loops complement both Dom and submissive roles. She feels held, guided, and safe. I gain an extra “hand” without cluttering the scene. They disappear into tension, not noise. If you’re building a kit and want tools that play well with everything else — rope, harnesses, plugs, tails — these loops are smart additions. They offer flexibility, restraint, and control, quietly but meaningfully. Measurements: Inside diameter: 32, 28, 45 mm / 1.3, 1.5, 1.8 in Thickness: 17 mm / 0.7 in Flexibility: Flexible Material: Silicone Color: Dark grey Weight: 0.42, 0.46, 0.63 oz (total: 0.094 lbs)

The Gemini Mini Vibe isn’t about raw intensity—it’s about precision and presence. It’s for those moments when subtlety speaks louder than noise, when a hum against skin says more than a command. For couples exploring dynamics of control, anticipation, or mutual curiosity, it’s a reliable, elegant ally. We love how seamlessly it fits into our scenes: mint-green softness meeting deliberate control. It adapts to every environment—from quiet mornings to structured dungeon nights—and invites experimentation rather than dictating it. Buy one if you want an uncomplicated, high-quality vibe that travels easily and plays well with others. Buy two if you want symmetry, creativity, and the satisfaction of layered sensation. A soft, reliable, and delightfully versatile mini vibe that’s just as comfortable in a romantic night bag as it is in a toy chest full of gear. Thoughtful, durable, and designed for couples who like to explore connection through sensation and control. Material: Body-safe silicone, waterproof (IPX7) Size: ~3" long × 1.1" wide Charging Time: ~75–90 minutes (USB) Runtime: ~60 minutes continuous use Noise Level: Discreet, low hum Modes: 5 steady intensities, 3 vibration patterns Best For: Targeted stimulation, paired play, warmups, travel Price: US $49.29

A simple and easy to use masturbator. It has a compact design and has a number of features that help it stand out like being splashproof and handheld. At first glance, I did not think I would keep this in my collection but due to the ease of use and the one handed function, it will definitely be a keeper. However, at the time of the review, the price is around $75, if you're looking for a more budget automatic masturbators, I would choose something else.

Basically: if you want something hands-free, powerful, and genuinely satisfying, the Bon Curl is a keeper. It’s designed with real people in mind, not just as a gimmick, and it consistently delivers deep, blended orgasms that feel incredible every time. It’s become one of my absolute favorites, and I reach for it way more often than I expected.

Performance & Pleasure Value - The One Supreme Wand stands out for its powerful, smooth performance and versatility when used as an intimate massaging tool. With a motor that delivers deep, even stimulation across a wide intensity range, it adapts to a variety of preferences—from gentle, teasing warmth to firmer, pulsing contact. This makes it effective both as a personal pleasure device and as a tool for guided sessions with a partner, where control and responsiveness matter. The wand’s broad contact surface spreads sensation comfortably, and the ergonomic design lets you maintain contact with precision. Whether you’re working through tension, shifting focus to erogenous zones, or building shared experiences with a partner, the One Supreme maintains consistent output without becoming buzzy or uneven. Many users find that its performance raises the quality of both solo exploration and couple play, allowing for varied pacing, controlled intensity shifts, and extended sessions without fatigue. From a price perspective, the One Supreme offers strong performance-for-value: it sits in a competitive range relative to other high-quality wands, but its reliable power and thoughtful design make it feel like a worthwhile investment. For users who want a tool that can support both pleasurable contact and robust massage, the One Supreme delivers consistent results that align well with its price point.

This is easily one of my favorite toys now. When I want variety beyond clitoral stimulation alone or penetration from a dildo, this is what I reach for. It's become a go-to in my collection. I love everything about this toy. The bendable design addresses a real issue that many women face. Not all rabbit vibrators work for all bodies because our anatomies vary. Being able to adjust the angle means this actually works for me instead of me having to work around a fixed design. The size is perfect for beginners or anyone intimidated by larger rabbit vibrators. It's substantial enough to feel quality but not so large that it's uncomfortable or scary to use. The packaging and presentation show that Oh Collective genuinely cares about creating a premium experience from start to finish. It’s not just a functional product, but a beautifully designed experience. If you're into aesthetics, this is absolutely worth it. If you're new to rabbit vibrators, this is ideal. If you've struggled with other rabbit vibrators not hitting the right spots, the bendable design solves that problem. I would highly recommend this toy. It's great for beginners, the quality is exceptional, the design is thoughtful, and the entire experience from unboxing to using is top-tier. This is what happens when a brand really understands and cares about female pleasure.

The Couple’s Vibrator That Sounded Exciting—But Left Us Frustrated When it comes to couple’s vibrators, I always think of the We-Vibe. We never actually owned one, but reading about it made us curious about this kind of toy. The idea of something that could bring extra stimulation for both partners during penetration sounded awesome. So, when we saw the Satisfyer Double Fun as a free promo gift, we figured, ‘Why not?’ Free sex toys are the best kind of sex toys, right? Worst case, we’d have some fun experimenting. Spoiler alert: We did not have fun. 🫠 On paper, it checks all the boxes—flexible U-shape, strong vibrations, app control, waterproof. But in reality? It felt more like a third wheel than a sexy enhancement. We gave it multiple tries, hoping it would grow on us. At the end, we just never clicked with it. After about 10 tries, it found its final resting place in our bedside drawer, untouched and collecting dust. So, what went wrong? Let’s get into it. 😉

The Cock Hopper from Like a Kitten brought some giggly fun to our bedroom adventures! It's so sweet how intimate toys are getting more adorable and whimsical these days. Who knew functionality could be this cute? Can't wait to see what other playful surprises they come up with next. Such a delightful little addition! 💕

This toy is a pretty fun novelty, and well-built. It is designed for internal use but also works nicely as an external vibrator. It’s a bit complicated to use and clean, especially compared to simpler vibrators, which made it less appealing for me long-term.. The Flicker One wasn’t for me, but I can see it appealing to users who enjoy experimenting with unique sensations and don’t mind a learning curve.

The Great Gaspy is ambitious, combining thrusting action with dual vibrations for a multi-sensory experience, but its potential is undermined by mechanical and structural flaws. The half-inch telescopic motion paired with the vibrations in the shaft and rabbit ears can feel genuinely pleasurable when everything works—but the thrusting motor frequently locks up under resistance, and the weak construction at the tip makes removal feel tense and uncertain. The married controls for vibration and thrusting further limit customization, leaving the toy less versatile than it initially promises. That said, the toy has redeeming qualities. The soft silicone makes insertion smooth, the buttons are easy to navigate, and the rabbit ears deliver satisfying external stimulation. It’s also quiet and easy to clean, with non-porous surfaces that rinse off effortlessly. Still, these positives aren’t enough to outweigh the inconsistency and design limitations. For those who value reliability and control, the Great Gaspy feels more like a playful conversation starter than a truly dependable addition to a toy collection. ​

The Male Rose 3 takes the viral rose concept and reimagines it for men with impressive power - it thrusts, rotates, and vibrates to deliver an intense, almost mechanical pleasure that feels like a high-speed blowjob on autopilot. It’s hands-down a Quickie Supreme—perfect for fast, powerful sessions when you crave intensity.

Thwak the Ridgeback ended up being one of those toys that grows on you the longer you spend with it. The firm silicone, the playful ridges, the steady glide, and that squared-off silhouette all came together to make a sculpt that feels intentional and full of personality. It is small enough to stay approachable but interesting enough to keep your attention, kind of like the orc equivalent of a flirty wink across the campfire. As much as I enjoyed this size, I can already tell that if I revisit Thwak, I will be aiming for the regular version next time. Probably in the 00-30 firmness too, since this gremlin can absolutely handle a little more than this appetizer. The sculpt itself is fantastic and begs to be explored in a bigger form, like leveling up from rookie adventurer to a seasoned orc wrangler who actually knows how to handle the boss fight. Thwak surprised me in all the right ways. It is fun, dependable, textured just enough to stay entertaining, and full of that rowdy orc charm that makes you want to drag it back to camp for another round. If nothing else, testing the Small made it clear that this sculpt has plenty more to offer when it grows up a bit. I am already eyeing the regular size for a future matchup, so I can really let the ridgeback show off. Consider this my warmup round with an orc who clearly has bigger ambitions, and lucky for him, so do I.

The Handy – The Only Hand You’ll Ever Need? 🤔 Alright, let's be honest - Karl and I originally wanted to keep this short and sweet, but The Handy just gets us talking.... and talking... 😅 Seriously, this interactive stroker is like the Swiss Army Knife of pleasure. From its insane customization options and impressive power to the endless rabbit hole of interactive content online, it feels like we've only scratched the surface after a full year of use! If you're short on time, skip right ahead to whatever sparks your interest - we promise there’s plenty to explore. But if you're ready for the full story (and maybe a laugh or two), settle in, because there's a LOT to unpack here! 🍿😉